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[Review] FANART - The Worst Thing in Existence

This image exists here so that the main attraction won't be the preview imagine for this post. Wouldn't wanna spoil it! Also? Pic's kinda related.




This is what this post is about. Look at this thing. Soak it in. You thought Smokey Quartz was bad? No, there's much worse. Ho. Lee. Shit. Oh my fucking GOD. I wanna die when I see this. I honestly actually want to die. Can you even tell what this is? It's supposed to be the characters of Undertale but human. I dunno if you can even call some of these human. That's not me being racist I legitimately am not sure if some of them count as human. I'm gonna go over all the reasons this is shit.

1. First and foremost if it wasn't for the color of their clothing you'd never know who these were supposed to be. Here, I proved it poorly with MSPaint real quick:


There. Look at that. If you saw that but with less shitty color and not obviously paint bucket-ed, would you know who these people are supposed to be? Noti…

[Hacking] UNDERTALE - Debug Mode, Room Codes, and FUN

Greetings, all! All... like, 3 of you? 2? F-four?! Well, however many there are, welcome to a special episode of "That Crazy Weeb is Talking to Us Again, Make Him go Away". Today, we're gonna do something different! And by different, I mean something that plenty of people people have done before: Editing files in Undertale to achieve specific results.

With the PS4 version coming out fairly soon, it's unlikely I'll play the PC version again. Not to mention, I found the folder where the game's save file and events record is kept. So, I thought it might be fun to fuck around with the game to get those weird FUN events and go to some of those weird locked off rooms, since if I break the game, eh, I'm not playing this version anymore. So, I did just that! Now, I'm gonna show you what I found, and how you can replicate these results(or just have fun) on your own! First off:

Part 1-A: What is FUN?

"fun" is a value in the undertale.ini file, located…

UNDERTALE is Coming to PS4, Sometime This Summer

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/874429667662471168

That's right folks! Is your computer powered by mice running on a treadmill? Don't have a steam account and don't wanna buy it from humble bundle? Maybe you just can't use computers but somehow use a PS4? Whatever it may be, soon you can play Undertale on your PS4 or PS Vita! And I guess PC still also but whatever.

https://www.fangamer.com/products/undertale-ps4-vita

All editions come with a nice little 24-page booklet drawn by that annoying chink Temmie Chang! The special edition comes with the OST, Sheet Music of 6 songs(oh, okay), a recreation of the Heart Locket that even says "best friends forever" on it and plays that song, and a nice collector's box!

Sign up for an e-mail to be notified when it's available for preorder now!



[Review] Western Animation: Steven Universe Seasons 3 & 4, or "How to Mess Up a Good Thing"(Spoilers, you clod!)

Prepare yourself for Autism.

Part One: Prologue.

Looking back on Season 1 of this show, I've come to the realization that it really isn't that good. It has a very rough start, like I mentioned. The show only really gets good around episode 26, halfway through the series. I said that I didn't really mind that much, because I enjoyed all the slice of life type filler episodes. This remains true, but people are right when they say it takes a long time for the show to become the show people are so obsessed with. My favorite episode of Season 1, the one that made me go "Yeah,  I'm hooked. I wanna see where this show and its characters go.", was "Rose's Scabbard", which also fully cemented Pearl as my favorite character. Guess which episode that is? 45. Episode Forty-fucking-Five. You know the episode where Garnet sings her cool ripoff of Just the Two of Us and kicks in the shit of a buff orange bulldyke before crashing a ship into the earth? That'…

Anime of the Year Awards 2016 Presented in 4k TruHD(TM) Part 2: Da Besto

Now that we've firmly established that 2016 was a god awful year for anime with several of the worst anime I've ever seen, and some real big disappointments as well, let's move on to showing why 2016 was a really great year for anime, with tons of surprisingly good and even great shows, and 3 whole 10/10 shows I had trouble choosing between for the top spot! Man, 2016 was a great year!

So here we go! May contain spoilers, so please read with caution:

Surprisingly Good Anime of the Year:
Phatasy Star Online 2 The Animation

What is, in essence, a commercial for PSO 2 is somehow actually a pretty good show. Not that good but still. For one thing this isn't just some story set in the PSO2 world, it's about people who play PSO2 and how the game builds important bonds and teaches them things about interacting and working together with others. I mean some weird shit starts to happen and it culminates in a crazy twist but it's totally worth it. I say check it out!

Activ…